Step one: approach female
Step two: lightly toutch her elbow with only your index finger
Step three: say “I’m gonna stir your eggs baby”
Step four: nod and smile while rubbing your nipple while simultaneously rubbing her elbow
Step five: suck on one of your pinkys then stroker her cheek bone with your sucked pinky
Step six: say “thats where my salty surprise will be”
Step seven: hug her tight enough so that she cant get away and then whisper in her ear “I’m gonna stroke your kitten”
Congratulations, you’ve mannaged to never be in the friend zone.
sickofsobriety